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salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
helga: shoot
salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
rowena: what
salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
rowena: its an eagle
salazar: okay whatever
godric: i dont think uh
salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
helga:
rowena:
godric:
salazar:
helga: what did you do
salazar: NOTHING
2 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 61,075 notes
teroknortailor:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

hell yeah gimme those juicy bits

teroknortailor:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

hell yeah gimme those juicy bits

10 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 139,115 notes

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

image

I never even got that “doot doot”

12 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 188,681 notes

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

12 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 146,007 notes

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

13 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 100,758 notes

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

16 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 169,687 notes

damonssalvatoree:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

"I know he had shit going on with horcruxes" is one of the best sentences

19 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 70,152 notes
22 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 45,353 notes
mapsontheweb:

Map of mean national flag colors
regul:


I generated this as a fun little side project.
I used this well-labled SVG file from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BlankMap-World6.svg
And then correlated country codes from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1_alpha-2
I used the flags displayed on each corresponding country’s Wikipedia page and then averaged all the pixels’ RGB values using the Python imaging library, Pillow (https://pypi.python.org/pypi/Pillow/2.5.1).
If anyone spots any obvious errors, please let me know. I can also make my color-coded SVG file available as well, if anyone would like it.

mapsontheweb:

Map of mean national flag colors

regul:

I generated this as a fun little side project.

I used this well-labled SVG file from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BlankMap-World6.svg

And then correlated country codes from here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1_alpha-2

I used the flags displayed on each corresponding country’s Wikipedia page and then averaged all the pixels’ RGB values using the Python imaging library, Pillow (https://pypi.python.org/pypi/Pillow/2.5.1).

If anyone spots any obvious errors, please let me know. I can also make my color-coded SVG file available as well, if anyone would like it.

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 119 notes

flynn rider + character development

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 121,161 notes
licklickmyheart:

better be one damn good corn chip

licklickmyheart:

better be one damn good corn chip

1 day ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 227,406 notes