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tastefullyoffensive:

rainebladeThe truth behind Disney movies

8 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 45,671 notes

itfeelslikegold:

On that day during Esther’s Make-A-Wish trip, we were waiting for John to get there but almost as importantly we were awaiting a pizza delivery. Several people had come to the door and we were disappointed each time. Finally there was a knock and someone said, “Okay, it’s either pizza or it’s John.” The door opened and John, holding a camera and with a huge stack of pizza behind him, said, “It’s both.”

My all-time favorite entrance.

8 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 78 notes
ilovereadingandwriting:

How to write a scene (via How To Write a Scene: A Step-By-Step Infographic - GalleyCat)

ilovereadingandwriting:

How to write a scene (via How To Write a Scene: A Step-By-Step Infographic - GalleyCat)

12 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 3,705 notes

itsvondell:

xbox one charging a fee if it thinks your friends are annoying-looking

22 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 296 notes

hitterhackerthief:

I know I have said this before but if you guys ever want me to tag something just let me know and I will. I promise to be nice about it too.

22 hours ago on May 25th, 2013 | J | 53 notes

older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 146,585 notes

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 17,626 notes
1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 74,460 notes

ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 67,548 notes
Sex involves bodies, which are full of fluids, noises, and awkward moments. I started having way more fun with sex when I came to terms with this.
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Stoya

(link is NSFW)

1 day ago on May 24th, 2013 | J | 4,611 notes

Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek?

2 days ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 2,555 notes