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willamsherlockscottholmes:

cumberbatchbooty:

unprotectable:

If I swallow magnets will I become attractive?

no but they will cut through your internal organs and kill you

Wow everyone on this website has gotten so smooth

11 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 142,396 notes
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doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

22 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 216,669 notes
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didney-worl-no-uta:

wolven-kiryu:

Destroying a Windows XP Computer.

Beautiful.

This has been the most amazing experience I’ve had the privilege to witness

1 day ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 95,177 notes
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jaramo:

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 82,646 notes

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 87,313 notes
cassietotallyjust:


Three weeks ago, my friend Joe lost his father to a long battle with cancer. Earlier this week, Joe’s mother got in a fatal car accident which resulted in her death. Joe is a senior in high school and most of his money was already going towards paying bills for his family. Unfortunately, now he has no more close family and has the responsibility of paying for the funerals for both of his parents.
I know most of you probably won’t be able to help, but I knew it couldn’t hurt to spread the word. My school and community are trying to come together to raise money to help him out with the funeral expenses.
If there is any chance you are able to make any sort of financial donation to helping him out, please contact me on my personal blog for more information. Something like a $10-20 donation could help tremendously, but please remember that even the smallest amounts (even $1 if that’s all you can do) will be greatly appreciated. 
Even if you can’t donate money, it would be wonderful if you could spread the word. Prayers and positive vibes sent his way could also be a great help. This is a tragic thing for someone at his age to be going through. Please do anything you can to help whether it’s donations, spreading the word, or prayers for him.

This kid is still in school, he shouldn’t have all of this fall on him. No one should have all of this fall on them. This kid should be worrying about prom and finals and college, not paying for both of his parents funerals.

cassietotallyjust:

Three weeks ago, my friend Joe lost his father to a long battle with cancer. Earlier this week, Joe’s mother got in a fatal car accident which resulted in her death. Joe is a senior in high school and most of his money was already going towards paying bills for his family. Unfortunately, now he has no more close family and has the responsibility of paying for the funerals for both of his parents.

I know most of you probably won’t be able to help, but I knew it couldn’t hurt to spread the word. My school and community are trying to come together to raise money to help him out with the funeral expenses.

If there is any chance you are able to make any sort of financial donation to helping him out, please contact me on my personal blog for more information. Something like a $10-20 donation could help tremendously, but please remember that even the smallest amounts (even $1 if that’s all you can do) will be greatly appreciated. 

Even if you can’t donate money, it would be wonderful if you could spread the word. Prayers and positive vibes sent his way could also be a great help. This is a tragic thing for someone at his age to be going through. Please do anything you can to help whether it’s donations, spreading the word, or prayers for him.

This kid is still in school, he shouldn’t have all of this fall on him. No one should have all of this fall on them.
This kid should be worrying about prom and finals and college, not paying for both of his parents funerals.

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 14,179 notes

How to Major in Harry Potter

A step-by-step guide:

1) Get a BA in English with a Focus in Young People’s Texts and Cultures.

2) Advance to a Masters Degree Program - you may need to take a year to do a pre-MA program before entering the Masters Program.

Decide whether you want to write a critical thesis of Harry Potter, a creative thesis inspired by Harry Potter, or take a bunch more courses in upper level English Courses.

If you have chosen to write a thesis congrats! You have Majored in Harry Potter, if not continue to step 3

3) Advance to a PhD Program

Take a shitton more courses, learn a second language, propose a thesis relating to Harry Potter, defend the thesis proposal everyday for the next four years, cry a lot, write thesis

You have now Majored in Harry Potter

You no longer like Harry Potter

You no longer like anything

You no longer like anything in two languages

2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 37,673 notes